Earth Shaking

When someone is so busy doing something that is not important versus doing something that is important

What is so earth shaking that you can’t call me right now?

by Beaverdammit August 4, 2023

Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

Cutest mf on earth

Hussain

Hussain is the cutest mf on earth

by Hdjf jf hksnd May 15, 2021

The biggest BITCH on Earth

The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.

Hey do you remember my ex?

Yeah that kid was the biggest BITCH on Earth

by GonzoBiggDogg December 9, 2019

Soup Earth Society

The most overrated youtuber to ever disgrace the planet, got popular off of an extremely unoriginal concept and as a result has an extremely inflated ego despite having no friends at school, he supports groomers and islamaphobia

Person 1: You know Soup Earth Society?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a piece of shit, dude is better

by SEShater October 29, 2023

Earth

drive a fox to its hiding place underground.

The relentless hunt finally earthed the fox, forcing it to seek refuge in its hidden den.

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

Earth

The messed up planet that's third from the Sun
Facts:
Earth is the only known planet with life
Earth is the only planet that humans have set foot on
Earth's oceans cover 75% of its surface
Earth's atmosphere is 92 times thinner than Venus's.
Earth is the only planet with furries, people, cats and thermos.

Earth is screwed up, man.

by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022