Dutch Muffler

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. When a partner assists you with placing your own fingers in your anus and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation.

She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.

My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.

by Dklinington March 26, 2014

dutch colonial

A Dutch colonial is where a man takes a shit on a woman's chest while wearing a powdered wig.

Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.

George: in the principals office?

Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.

by Lord Cornwallice January 7, 2014

Dutch Inhale

The process of inhaling smoke via the vagina

I had never seen a dutch inhale before, so I was a little surprised when she pressed the bong to her vagina.

by qaotik February 3, 2015

Dutch Injection

When a person farts near the air intake of a CPAP machine, forcing the fart air through their nose. The CPAP version of a dutch oven.

Jesus man... I had really bad gas last night and I woke up choking after I gave myself a dutch injection.

by JupiterCries December 23, 2016

Dutch Breakfast

When one passes wind whilst receiving fellatio under the covers

Goodness gracious me Fleur, that Dutch breakfast was much too much for me. I'm full now.

by BlowJizzy August 11, 2017

dutch elm

When you poop the bed with someone else in the bed with you.

Kevin gave his new girlfriend a Dutch elm.

by Bingbob2 August 24, 2017

Dutch Arm

A condition marked by swelling and soreness of the upper or lower from receiving too many dutch rudders.

I think Rachel pulled a muscle during that last dutch Rudder she gave me. Three dutches a day for the last four months has given me dutch arm.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018