Johnnytotal's definitions

dutch candle

a sex act during which a woman farts in the direction of a males genitalia as he 'peaks', thus blowing out the 'candle' (normally in the direction of the males face)

bloke 1: my girlfriend is getting too experimental, she wanted to dutch candle me last night

bloke 2: Wtf

bloke 3: that's awesome

bloke 1 + 2 stare at bloke 3

by Johnnytotal August 7, 2006