The LifeTime DoucheBag Award 

The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......

Brandon P.!!!!!!!

For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!

The LifeTime DoucheBag Award by TheOneForHer February 21, 2009

Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.

That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.

Social Media Douchebag by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011

Class C Douchebag 

A douchebag towards women or men, that one wants to fuck or use as a booty call, with no intention of further relations.

"Did you hear about John and that girl he brought home from the bar?"

"No what happened?"

"He fucked her then told her that she was way too ugly to fuck while sober!"

"Oh dude, what a Class C Douchebag!"

Class C Douchebag by Tistheboss August 25, 2012

Rubber-Dubber Douchebag

Someone who is an excessive asshole while driving.

Including but not limited to: road rage, cutting people off, swerving, not paying attention, etc.

Guy 1: Sorry I’m late, some jerk cut someone off and got in a wreck.

Guy 2: Sounds like a real rubber-dubber douchebag.

Rubber-Dubber Douchebag by LatentYeet July 18, 2020

Ultimate Chopper Douchebag Faggot 

Brad Gregory

Hey you see that fucking retard on his chopper sucking dicks? Yeah that’s the Ultimate Chopper Douchebag Faggot

Ultimate Chopper Douchebag Faggot by NotAqueernamedBrad December 8, 2021

SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome)

When someone is respectful and to everyone except a certain person. This may occur in people due to personal issues and heavily applies among teachers.

Student: She treats everyone nicely except me!
School Counselor: Ms. Watkins, you have a case of SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome), which means you treat everyone nicely except someone certain.

SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome) by An SUV December 29, 2021

digital douchebag 

A digital douchebag is the ultimate techno geek whose entire life is pretty much centered around all things digital and wireless.

You may be a digital douchebag if you:

1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.

2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.

3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.

4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.

5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.

6. Are a hopeless textaholic

7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.

8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.

The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.

digital douchebag by whimzzical July 17, 2010