Tubeurlocious Douchebag

An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).

Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.

"Hey I thought you were heading out?"

"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"

"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."

by JohnnyTwoToesKnows January 28, 2017

Flag Waving DoucheBag

Being Asked to help during a time of crisis by an asshole who tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to lower the real value of the work you're conducting. Could include intimidation or threats.

Flag Waving DoucheBag - You predicted the pandemic you can't claim the economic benefit of your work and should join the military or government to support them.

by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025

Sudden Onset Douchebag Syndrome

When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.

"Don't be a sod."

Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.

by Toddthedouche January 13, 2011

Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024

Default Douchebag

Someone who hangs out with a douchebag who, by default, also becomes a douchebag.

Dude 1: Did you see Mike being totally obnoxious while he was hanging out from that douchebag Pierre from school?

Dude 2: Yeah, Mike is a totaly default douchebag.

by Genius, Billionaire, Playboy.. May 3, 2014

Douchebag

William Morten Tong (Chinese: 湯偉麟; pinyin: Tāng Wěilín, born May 2, 1973) is an American lawyer and progressive politician who is the 25th and current Attorney General of Connecticut. Born in Hartford, Connecticut, Tong attended Brown University and the University of Chicago Law School. He began his career as an attorney with the law firms Simpson Thacher & Bartlett and Finn Dixon & Herling. In 2006, Tong entered politics upon winning election to the Connecticut House of Representatives to represent the 147th district, which includes most of North Stamford. He served six terms in the House from 2007 to 2019. During this period, Tong chaired the banking committee from 2011 to 2015 and the judiciary committee from 2015 to 2019.

In 2018, Tong was elected attorney general of Connecticut. He took office on January 9, 2019, as the first Asian Pacific-American attorney general and constitutional officer elected statewide in Connecticut's history.

AG Tong is a complete and utter douchebag.

by CTISTHESWAMP April 16, 2025

Douchebag

A dumbass who thinks they’re better then everyone else.

Mr.douchebag bragged about his new fucking PS5 that he’ll never even use!

by Sk0olbus1 June 29, 2022