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Douchebag

A aviation teacher that looks like an Italian, that likes to kick kids in the dick, then kiss it to make it feel better.
Mr.Tomlin is a Douchebag !
by Dougie Freshh October 17, 2010
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schrodinger’s douchebag

Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.

Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".
"I made this, because my friend acts like this schrodinger’s douchebag"
by not lakepants February 15, 2024
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Douchebag

A bag guys carry around keeping track of womans douches to make sure that crazy bitch aint pregnant.
O shit mike i better check my douchebag and make sure that crazy bitch aint preggo.
by Crazy lady r trippin November 12, 2014
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Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.
Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"
by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010
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Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of dick and asshole. But still have yet to reach the levels of bitch, asswipe, or
Amari: He just called me pudgy.

Shyandra: What a dick.
Jada: No. He's probably the biggest douchebag I've ever met.
by OMG_2PHONY July 20, 2016
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California Douchebag musi

California Douchebag” refers to guitar-centered, approachable and superficially “rebellious” music created by 90s bands like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Green Day, and Blink 182, characterized by shirtless white men marrying a “punk” “rock” sound to other genres of music (c.f., appropriation). (E.g., ska-punk, reggae-punk, funk-punk).
“The alleged perpetrators had worked themselves into a frenzy by drinking three cases of PBR, driving at high speeds up the PCH, and listening to hours of California Douchebag music on their custom-painted Jeep Wrangler. They were subsequently identified by their bandanna kerchiefs, stringy long hair, and Tasmanian Devil calf tattoos.”
by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025
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Douchebag

A hairy 18-year-old male named Joshua. Often seen playing Pokemon or petting a dog.
Person 1: Man, that douchebag goes to my school.
Person 2: You mean Josh?
Person 1: Yeah.
by NotAGuyNamedLogan January 19, 2022
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