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Covid dissonance

(noun) Covid dissonance is the mental state brought upon by needing to mentally operate in unprecedented, trying, unforseen, difficult times as if the world isn't a disastrous trash fire all while the world is, in fact, a disastrous trash fire.
by VeryWordsMuchDefinitionWow September 21, 2020
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Cognitive dissonance

An example of somebody displaying cognitively dissonant behaviour would be a situation where the persons views, values, beliefs etc are contradicted or opposed by one or other persons causing them mental (psychological) stress. At this point a state of cognition is triggered effectively causing them to refute, reject &/or miss-perceive the contradictory views, values or beliefs.

It is also used by assholes on the internet who try to sound smarter then they really are, without actually knowing what it means.
"smoking will most likely cause you to have cancer you know?"

"hmmm I'm not so sure I know people who have smoked all their lives and they're fine, plus I enjoy it anyway.." this is cognitive dissonance
by Cakeboy327 December 6, 2020
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Moronic Dissonance

When someone is so incredibly stupid that it causes you mental pain.
Her failure to grasp what is really going on in the world is causing me a lot of moronic dissonance.
by SoothsayerNeo June 27, 2021
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discofabulous

fabulosity at high voltage burst, also shown as bright expressions
your necktie is discofabulous
by JessicaKim October 14, 2007
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discomb

verb; messing something like a cake or your hair.
verb; the opposite of combing.
Mom, I'm trying to fix my hair and Edwin keeps discombing it so tell him to stop.

Why did you come all discombed to the party?

You're all discombed, you should go upstairs and comb yourself.
by Edwin P February 19, 2008
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disco pimp

a funky, dressing gown wearing quintet that makes your heart dance even when your body doesn't,can usually be found wearing sunglasses even in scotland
a pack of groovin cats if ever i saw one!
see also 'federation of the disco pimp'

"she danced like a disco pimp last night!!!"
by *jeremiah May 27, 2009
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disco nurse

A person (mostly female) who provides coke or other drugs at night clubs or discotheques, illicitly (natch). Males are usually called 'the Doctor'.
Man, let's party!

Ok, I just have to find the disco nurse.
by icyfurnace March 7, 2010
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