Dock Blocker

The act of blocking 2 men from docking their penis's with each other. Similar to "Cock Blocking"

Damn, did you see that? Joe and Ben were going to do some docking tonight until Beau stepped in and "Dock Blocked". If I were the Ben I'd ne pissed! Beau is such a Dock Blocker!

by Neon Spleen February 21, 2009

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

by s3333xy July 11, 2010

deck

Also synonymous with to floor. Characterized by a spontaneous punch at Mach 10 much like those of Chuck Lidell most likely to the temple/jaw/head region. What results is the person on the receiving end ends up on the floor or "deck." Hence the name.

I decked the loud freshman because he was annoying.

by two one ohh April 19, 2009

Dock Blocked

When one can’t dock a bikeshare bike because all the spaces are full in the station where you want to stop. When a bikeshare biker takes the last dock in a station preventing you from docking.

I was on time for work until some asshole dock blocked me and had bike three blocks to the next station.

by estowista October 5, 2011

Loading Dock

When a guy comes in you but you don't orgasm therefore you are a load dock.

Briar: "How was the sex?"
Jade: "Have you ever just felt like a loading dock?"

by foundations of statistics December 2, 2016

dock a sub

(to dock a sub)
surfing term. a surfer desperately needing to take a dump while awaiting a wave, may choose to 'dock a sub' as opposed to paddling in to do his/her business.

ie: dude! the sets were coming in perfect about 1/4 mile offshore, and those eastside punks were way too close to my set - i docked a sub, caught that wave, and then sanchezzed them with it.

by westside February 25, 2005

Deckadent

Having the qualities of being deck (cool).

Jacob, after a long night of chill partying with celebrities, finally felt Deckadent.

by BardLJ July 31, 2011