noun; an individual who frequently and repeatedly posts definitions on Urban Dictionary that are extremely opinionated and are usually intolerably annoying. They rarely give an accurate or informative definition of the word or term, but are usually nevertheless given high votes due to other users sharing their opinion. Slanted definitions usually include poor grammar, exclamation marks, and emoticons.
Scrubs - zomg totally the bes show evrrrrrrr! XD you all should totally wach it cuz is so funnnyyyyyy but also has good messgessss and stuf!
Scrubs - that show sucks balls and people who like it are queeros
Someone who leaves definitions like this is a slanted definer.
Scrubs - that show sucks balls and people who like it are queeros
Someone who leaves definitions like this is a slanted definer.
by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010
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The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.
Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."
Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.
Me: Fuck You!
Cop: Put your hands behind your back.
Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."
Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.
Me: Fuck You!
Cop: Put your hands behind your back.
Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
by wills0 June 21, 2010
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Bro that's so cool but how about "I Love You Jesus" by Trisha Paytas?
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The whole and not the half of it, vocab and not the math of it.
Projectile that them blasted with, accurate assassin shit.
The whole and not the half of it, vocab and not the math of it.
Projectile that them blasted with, accurate assassin shit.
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All nice and decent crew, follow me now, we say
Say Hi-Tek yes you're ruling hip-hop
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Redefinition say you're ruling hip-hop
Say Black Star come to rock it non...
All nice and decent crew, follow me now, we say
Say Hi-Tek yes you're ruling hip-hop
Say J. Rawls yes you're ruling hip-hop
Redefinition say you're ruling hip-hop
Say Black Star come to rock it non...
by Thomas Jefferson The Prez September 9, 2010
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"Did you read the NYT article about Snookie's hysterectomy?"
"Dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. I've got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. There's no way I'm making it through that."
"Dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. I've got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. There's no way I'm making it through that."
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