Chunch

A regular Sunday event: going to church, followed by going to brunch.

Lutheran #1: Hey Betty, would you like to do chunch again this week?
Lutheran #2: Of course, Nancy - it's our tradition! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

by Amy September 30, 2003

conchetumare

una persona con un IQ muy bajo, ¨ignorante¨ ¨ijueputa¨ïmbecil¨puede tener un nivel de conciencia muy bajo por lo cual no actúa con querencia y puede a enojarse con gran facilidad y expulsar un grito parecido al de un tlacuache.
se le recomienda alejarse de ese tipo de persona por que puede llegar a causar grandes desastres

ey tu ´conchetumare´que haces teniendo relaciones con mi hámster

by mamahuevo May 15, 2020

The Crunch

The need for a morning Dump;
The inability to shit, even when the need is

"christ that first coffee has given me the crunch"
"I am captain of the good ship crunch right now, if only those pills would wear out so I can destroy the toilet already"

by towek September 13, 2009

Dinosaur Crunch

(Verb)- The act of crushing the pelvic bone of an elderly person while having rough sex; due to osteoporosis.

Russ: Hey, can I give your Grandma a dinosaur crunch?

Jon: No way man, she's already in the hospital for the one you gave her last week!

by Alligator face April 5, 2011

crunch-stench

1) a fetid smell that applies to one stench alone: that of catshit. thus and so since the crunch-stench of a witch's familiar causes a distinct "*crunch* my god would that i'd be elsewhere in the nick of time... to avoid this *crunch.*"

on a molcular level or, as certain departments would have it, what it actually happening here is the high iron content typical in the diet of a cat is acting like a bastard on the palatte, not only grating whatever, fags booze or aged cheese eg stilton is on there of the sufferer to begin off, but also dressing the wound with shit particles.

2) the derivative of what it is to be bested

having consumed ~yard of purple tin (and this applies to BOTH definitions, not that we all don't enjoy a good listing) steve-dave for some reason stepped outside to piss, i mean like this is outside his own house, to be greeted right (your left) templewise with a bastard. down he goes, into the local witch's familiar's ~week, ~week 1/2 old shit.

ooooh... now that's gotta crunch-stench.

by silencut March 1, 2009

crunch factor

When a male takes a seat and the fabric in the crotch gives the illusion of a sexual arrousement

Cindy: "Hey Tom, do you have a boner right now?"
Tom: "No Cindy, that's just the crunch factor!"

by Crunchmen November 17, 2015

crunch it

To work out, especially to lift weights.

Mostly a California bro expression, brought into the public eye by Will Ferrell in "A Night at the Roxbury".

Doug: So...I guess we're on a break from work.

Steve: Uh, yeah, looks like it....

Doug: Wanna crunch it?

Steve nods purposefully and the two men strut off.

by Emili000000000000 June 14, 2016