Chonk

A custom slice of a pure 1000 oz silver comex bar to satisfy the appetites of wallstreet silver apes!!!

I just recieved my Chonk of silver from Jake at bisonbullion and man is she shiny!!

by reysegotfingered July 2, 2021

Conkertron

A guy with a huge penis that can spell very well and is the best at any video game ever made

Conkertron has a huge willi and can spell good

by Conkertron July 3, 2021

CHONK MAN

A rare breed of human who dosnt exist and is a fat child but is malnourished at the same time and is dyslexic

CHONK MAN is my sempaii

by CHONK MAN July 30, 2021

Conkcus

A word used to describe someone who pertains an annoying and/or disturbing personality. It can also be used to describe someone who has preformed a strange action, or someone who is being stupid.

Sydney-"You're being such a conkcus sam!"

Sam-"I know ;)*farts*"

by Chonkycatwearingahat September 6, 2021

Chonker

A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as chonkers.

Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?

Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.

by RudeOil September 10, 2021

Chonker

A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as Chonkers.

Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?

Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.

by RudeOil September 10, 2021

Chonks

For somthing to come across cool or stylish

Bill: oh shit bro u look Chonks today

by Chonksdaddy September 20, 2021