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Computer

An animal that frustrates you all the time even though you are trying to be kind with it.
"Oui!" "This computer!" "I am trying to be kind with it, but it always keeps on biting me for no apparent reason!" "Ouch!"
by artyomkin November 7, 2019
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digital computing

A computation done by a machine through the use of electrical energy and radio waves to connect and complete corresponding tasks.
Multiplayer games require internet connection to complete the digital computing of projecting other players.
by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022
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Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.
When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay
by SlungLectDung May 12, 2024
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Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.
Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.
by MerlinWebster May 31, 2018
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