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coffeedence

(n) - the pyschological feeling of empowerment one possesses from purchasing and drinking a Yuppie-style beverage.
Guy 1 : "I feel awesome! I can take on the day!"

Guy 2: "Considering you are holding that frozen mocha, sounds like you got some coffeedence!
by HappyHenry35 April 3, 2009
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Coffee Tamper

a stubby metalic object that is quite similar to an anal but plug. its real purpose is the use in preparing a ht cup of coffee. however many beg the question, "do you use it before or after you prepare a hot cup of dark brown joe?"
tom loves loves his coffee tamper when he brews his coffee in the morning, his wife jane loves his cofee tamper when shes in bed.....
by CHYEAAA!!!!1 April 12, 2010
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Coffee Kid

One of those "Ultra-Mature" 15 year olds that sits in Starbucks with his laptop on the free Wi-Fi, rocks a golfers hat and Ray Ban sunglasses, pretends to be investing in his 401K and thoroughly checks E-Trade as if he was in a midlife crisis.
Greg - "Man, look at that coffee kid, every time I try to buy some diapers for my kids at Target, I gotta look at one of those losers sitting in the Starbucks that they put in. Look at that hat, check out his pea coat......what a loser.....
by Mr. Warren June 16, 2011
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Coffee Breath

Coffee Breath: whether or not someone brushes their teeth before or after coffee, it is still a distinct flavor of a smell that leads the palate numb for days!

Next to being a natural protection against curious children who otherwise would be pre exposed to potential harmfull ways in the intriguing "worlds" of the adults it can be a huge distraction in conversation or other engaging activities if the other person is more sensitive or feelsy about coffee. Fair enough to say, people should brush their teeth, whether they drink coffee or not.
"Do i have coffee breath? I can't tell i haven't used my palate in years!"

"Easy with the coffee breath!"

"I should get coffee breath, that way i won't smell coffee breath."

"I'm done with the coffee, i want to taste my new partner!"
by good attention August 18, 2013
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coffee kiss

When you are having a relaxing morning drinking coffee with bae and you taste coffee on each other's lips when you kiss.
by Mmx7 September 24, 2016
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Coffee

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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cofused

Being more confused than normal. When someone's confusion confuses you
My boyfriend cofused me through his own confusion.
by Slimizzle December 21, 2016
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