Clopen

To open/close the shop back to back

Oh man I'm so tired, I clopen all week.

Je dois clopen, fait chier!

by ANGEVY December 11, 2019

clapsie

The act in which one has a sexual encounter with a female and delivers the sacred mack.

AT A PARTY

Bobs: Bro I need to clapsie a girl tonight, there is some quality mack here
Davis: Go get it then stop being a puss.
T: ....
Gobs: Sees bobs in the corner with a girl----> Yee bobs, clapsie her boy

by lyricmaster26 October 22, 2019

Clope

Grotesque French-Canadian Term for someone who smokes a cigarette then sucks a dick. Usually a hooker or some other kind of trashy woman.

"C'est un Clope ici.

Quelle putain grossière!"

That's a clope over there, that chick is nasty.

by Jeuvoidrois February 20, 2020

Clope

French slang for a cigarette-smoking whore

That Clope Angela burned a ciggie on my chest after we were done--I need to go get my dick checked out after her!

by Alexilord February 20, 2020

Clapsauce

When she or her is valid to get clapped, dogged or dicked down

That sharmota can really that the clapsauce, No cap

by The Clap God March 9, 2020

Chopsticks

Two sticks you challenge yourself to eat food with — but you knew what they are anyway...

"Josh: Yo, how can you eat with those chopsticks?"
"Jake: Arigato gozaimasu!"
"Josh: Oh, fuck off, weeb."

by TheStreetShatter March 18, 2020

Chops

What brass players call their lips. If their lips hurt from too much playing, they're "out of chops"

"Can you hit that high A?"
"Not today, my chops are gone. "

by Man of Meese March 24, 2020