(NOUN) Someone who deals in situational ethics. Someone who judges one person, place, thing, or idea by one set of criteria, but doesn't judge another person, place, thing, or idea by the same criteria. In other words, someone who does not judge everyone, everywhere, everything, and every idea by a reasonably stagnant standard.
"Stop being a clintonian."
"How clintonian of you."
"What a bunch of clintonians! Criticizing my basic ideas but not that guy's lunacy!"
"How clintonian of you."
"What a bunch of clintonians! Criticizing my basic ideas but not that guy's lunacy!"
by ComicalCoconut April 26, 2023
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“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”
“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”
“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
by Dredgen May 11, 2023
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The epitome of awesome sauce, radiating charisma and confidence wherever he goes. With a brilliant mind and boundless creativity, he fearlessly tackles challenges and leaves a trail of brilliance behind him. His unwavering integrity and genuine kindness make him a beacon of compassion, always ready to lend a helping hand. John's adventurous spirit and natural leadership abilities inspire others to embrace new experiences and achieve greatness. Humble yet relentless, he leaves an indelible mark on those he encounters, forever inspiring them to reach new heights.
Josh"Do you know Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid? He is so AWESOME SAUCE!!! :D"
Joe: "I don't, but I WANT TO GRRRR"
Joe: "I don't, but I WANT TO GRRRR"
by chevisIOUSME July 7, 2023
Get the Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid mug.to mysteriously disappear or die with lots of circumstantial evidence attached to said disappearance or death
Man#1:
"hi has anybody seen anything of billy lately?? It's like weeks since I seen him or heard anything from him I'm starting to get a bit worried surely someone has seen him?"
Random voice in pub:
"Waste of time looking for him mate was on the news last week - he got "Clintoned" and they are still looking for his laptop!
"hi has anybody seen anything of billy lately?? It's like weeks since I seen him or heard anything from him I'm starting to get a bit worried surely someone has seen him?"
Random voice in pub:
"Waste of time looking for him mate was on the news last week - he got "Clintoned" and they are still looking for his laptop!
by Bleachybit May 27, 2024
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Get the Hillary Clintoned mug.the act of intentionally ejaculating on a piece of clothing, preferably on a blue dress. May also be used as a noun (Bill Clinton) to describe the ejaculate.
Person 1: "Oh yeah! Taste my Bill Clinton!" *ejaculates*
Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"
Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"
Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"
Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Bill Clintoning It mug.The amount of time a political thread or discussion takes in blaming the previous Clinton Administration for current events - leaving he current Administration blameless.
>>"The Somalian pirates are because Clinton withdrew troops in the 90s. 9/11 was because Clinton didn't go after OBL."
Clintanosecond!
Clintanosecond!
by monekycrap December 15, 2008
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