Cancer

The stupidest disease my best friend had.

Jonny had cancer. When he was sent to the hospital for the he lost count time, the realized he was terminal. No stopping cancer at that stage. (Sigh) Goodbye, Jonny, you were nice

by Ultimateidk October 27, 2020

Canner

Amount of cans (esp. water based alcohol) that it takes to complete a walk.

That took ages it was definitely a 3 canner

by Hof500 October 1, 2020

cancer

Tik Tok

oh boy do I have cancer!

by when will the pain stop November 16, 2020

canner

(adverb) done in a lazy and unmotivated, or potentially socially awkward manner

"Hello there" said the young man to the woman in a canner way

They were new and felt canner about their new jobs

by Purple the fish November 29, 2020

Cancer

Cancer is sign! And if you see a Cancer then you defenatially should keep them because they are really nice and caring and they protect their friends no matter what.But sometimed they can be kinda mean and cry over little thing.

OMG is that a Cancer??
Yes!And dont mess with their friends because you will end up bloody!

by kana1234 December 17, 2020

Cancer Dogging

When you completely forget the purpose for walking into a room, so you begin pacing back and forth in hopes that you'll remember what you needed.

"Gerry, why're you aimlessly walking around like that?"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"

by JoeTurquoise December 31, 2020

cancerversary

Anniversary of the date you were diagnosed with cancer and your life was changed forever.

Today is my four year cancerversary - still alive and kicking! #fuckcancer

by MommaChimu January 22, 2021