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plato's closet

A store that sells high priced fashion for cheap prices. They have everything from Old Navy to Abercrombie and Fitch. And if you need quick drug or gas money you can bring them your nice expensive clothes and they'll buy them from you for cheap and sell them to people like me for 4 or 5 more dollars than they just bought it from you.
Damn son I'm out of gas money, let me sell your Reeboks to Plato's Closet for 3 dollars.
by Angela from Chicopee April 14, 2005
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trapped in the closet

R. Kelley's masterpiece, this shit is art! An engaging story about somebody who's cheating on his wife with somebody who's cheating on her husband who's fucking so and so... everybody gets laid, basically.
See also-pointless.
Oh my fucking god! Everybody's cheating on everybody else and I'm trapped in a closet! OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC. Please help me, I'm trapped in the closet, oh my god I'm going to die.
by KVENNE September 15, 2006
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bone in the closet

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.
"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."
by TooSick4U March 13, 2009
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Kosovo Closet

As defined by Radio Personality Johnny 'Bones' Basile... Its when a man and woman (or two people) are taking a hot shower together and someone lets out a brutal flatulence. The "steam" from the shower is what adds to the intensity.
Forget the Dutch Oven! If a woman could tolerate you after being the recipient of a Kosovo Closet, then you should marry her!
by Jack Pacione January 27, 2010
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glass closet

Taylor Swift’s place of residence
Taylor’s in a glass closet with all of these hints she’s been dropping through her lyrics and actions.
by cardiganette August 27, 2021
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Poo Closet

A so-called 1/2bath that contains nothing more than a toilet and a sink so close together that they could be used at the same time and a single bulb light so you can tell which is which. As if it matters.
Hey, Garcon!
I gotta lay some cable.
You got a poo closet in this fuckatorium?
by 1troglodite April 6, 2009
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CMC or Closet Music Clique

a homosexual ultra corny rap group that found it niche by incorporating gay punch lines into rap songs.
"CMC or closet music clique thinks they music is tight, but they are lamer than flo-rida, bow wow, and the beastie boys."
by long division April 13, 2009
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