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Udder Butter

The smegma found underneath the bottom fold of the unclean titties of some stank bee-atch, due to either excessive "lack of hygiene" or "light of day".

Also known as formunda butter fromunda butter titguini alfredo, milkstrosity, titscrement

- this extreme funk is at the same level of "Eeeeuuwww" as is twattage cheese sphincter cheese dick cheese penis butter Dinguini ragamuffin
After a one course meal of her Menstrual Meatballs sautéed in her thick and creamy Bloodclot Bouillabaise, and when you're finally washin' her twattage cheese outta your piehole, you'll fondly long for the day when she simply let you tongue on her udder butter.
by Jon_Public September 3, 2009
mugGet the Udder Buttermug.

butter the cabbage

1. During sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's butt cheeks.

2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.
1. I was fucking her doggy and instead of giving her a creampie, I decided to butter the cabbage.

2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)
by GreggMo February 12, 2012
mugGet the butter the cabbagemug.

butter gaffle

When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.
Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.

Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.
by jjty2 February 1, 2014
mugGet the butter gafflemug.

Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
mugGet the Pocket Buttermug.

Dookie Butter

When someone is bad at something they would be referred as dookie butter trash.
My guy, your aim is Dookie Butter!
by M4RSHM4N_H0UR December 8, 2020
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Butter fuck

When the vagina is so wet you just slide right through like butter.
I butter fucked her last night and nutted on a rag
by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019
mugGet the Butter fuckmug.

Pillow butter

What is left on your twelve year old son's pillow after your Victoria's Secret catalogue has gone missing.
I was doing the whites today but I couldn't get the pillow butter out of little Timmy's sheets.
by alcoholiclatte November 13, 2014
mugGet the Pillow buttermug.

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