bibleist

A person who is against a bible and refuses to support a person in their bible intrest.

I wanted a bible for my birthday but she refused, she is a bibleist.

by Sarah June 17, 2006

Bible

The Good Book. The number-one selling book of all time. The living, breathing, inspired Word of God. God's message to us on how we can find the only way to him---through Jesus his Son, so we can obtain salvation. Composed of the New and Old Testaments and 66 smaller “books,” the Bible was written over thousands of years from Moses (who wrote Genesis) around 3000 BC to John the Revelator (who wrote Revelation) at the end of the first century. The general theme of the entire Bible, from Genesis to Revelation, is that human beings are stuck in the middle of a spiritual war between God and Satan for the souls of mankind. Luckily, the Cross of Jesus Christ, the central figure of the Bible, allows human beings to choose which side they will swear allegience to. The Old Testament looks FORWARD to a coming Messiah and the Cross for our redmeption, while the New Testament looks BACK at the Cross. The Bible opens with the creation of the Universe and “the fall” of mankind and finishes with the Great White Throne Judgement, when all evil (including Satan and his followers) will be thrown into the Lake of Fire, putting an end to evil once and for all. The Bible is used for reporoof, for correction, for teaching and instructing in the way that human beings need to live. The Bible calls itself a “sword,” proving that it is very divsive among people. Yes, the truth will be divisive but effective to save the lost. People have tried to disprove it for centuries but it will never happen. Its message will NEVER be destroyed as it claims, proving to be the true Word of God Almighty.

The Bible is the guide for human beings to live by so that we may have hope.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2008

Bible

"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
-Tupac
god forbid, the bible is true :P
Source: mm, Mar 10, 2005


Tupac's dead!

Plus,you know....he sucked!

by fuck Tupac March 20, 2005

Bible drill

1. (v) Sex with a pastor or priest who uses the Bible to guilt, justify, or otherwise cajole you into having sex with him (or her).

2. (n) A Christian school kid's game where the teacher calls out a Bible verse and the winner is the first to open the Bible to the page, raise their hand, and read the verse.

Pastor Rick and I went to the motel for a Bible drill.
Pastor Rick and I practiced our Bible drills.

by Torishizzlez January 24, 2011

Beible

All 6-16 year olds girls journals of what they would do with justin beiber

6yr old jess: wanna read my beible it has my secrets ill trade you for yours
11yroldsamm: ooo yes i wanna know all the juicy gossip

by 420blaze March 18, 2011

Briley

Briley is a Person u wanna be friends with but only because u really don’t wanna be on her bad side she is easily pissed off and it’s the most adorable thing ever sometimes I think she’s bipolar she continuously talks about How annoyed she is by me but she secretly love me also I know she’s in love with this guy I ship her with but she doesn’t know it yet one day she will marry him she always says things like I swell like beef and I’m a potato one so one day I will draw her with a potato body sometimes I believe she looks like a cucumber she’s the size of a watermelon one time she complained that my dog always sat on her I simply said if u didn’t look like a couch she wouldn’t sit on you Find someone like briley to smell your meaty toes I pray for all of you who know briley

Explains the briley I know

by Love bug 123 May 6, 2019

Bible

Christian book of mythology, rules, songs, and recipes. The Bible also includes dates of celebrations, the days of the week, and all other information pertaining to Christian practices.

You don't technically need to go to church, you have friends and a Bible at home for worship.

by Historics Society December 19, 2020