brandon

a definite faggot

OMG, did you see that guy? He's such a Brandon.

by gayassfaggot324 May 19, 2017

brandon

a bogey eating disgusting tramp who eats cock from the floor and needs to die his hair whatever fucking color ninjas fucking hair is because i caught fucking his cousin and enjoying it . even his mum thinks he stinks like shit and needs to be disowned and put into care the fat fucking cunt

ew you trampy brandon

by lewis boi March 18, 2019

brandon

Big dick head that calls others gay to hide his own sexuality.

Brandon;your a gay fag

Person;your just saying that to hide your sexuality

by anonamyse August 31, 2011

brandon

my boyfriend. the most perfect person in the world. i love him so much it’s not even funny anymore. he has a big dick too

i love brandon so much i’m marrying him, he’s my soulmate. i’d pick him over hayden christensen (on some days)

by ur mum lol 69420 February 21, 2021

brandon

need girlfriend

brandon is lonely and wants a girlfriend

by fymFUCKME December 3, 2019

brandon

a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.

calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?

zahn:
ye

calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.

zahn: wow, brandon is a god

calvin:
ye

by brandizzy July 27, 2018

brandon

some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.

random girl hes attracted too: hey brandon
brandon: i had a sex dream about u
random girl: oh...

by ayooooooooooo July 29, 2021