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grey beard

An older man, usually someone with seniority in a business, a labor union or other community. Often used disrespectfully by younger members when referring to preferential treatment or out-dated behavior.
I hate the grey beards. They do nothing but talk about the old days and get first dibs on all the good assignments.
by PrimalChaos August 14, 2010
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angry bearded pirate

The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!
(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)

girl: WTF?

(smother hair on face)

girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)

girl: arrgghaaow!

You: AH angry bearded pirate!
by 12432425 April 22, 2009
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beard farmer

1.) One who grows beards, especially in pursuit of competition or political office.
2). Folksy, indie musical genre often characterized by such band members.
Did you catch the two Fleet Foxes sets at Sasquatch? Those guys are real beard farmers.
by Seattle Kyle May 26, 2008
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Bearded weirdo

Bearded weirdo: Yuppy poser that frequents cafes wearing a scruffy beard ,a feminized shoulder purse,tight jeans,finger nail polish,total closet case that has bi-polar tendencies to either shoot heroin or suck dick,favorite activity is playing hide the salami with bros
Bearded weirdo":So what do you think of President Obama"?
Wigger;He's a tool,a puppet,a fucking joke,look how many Zionists,Wall streeters,Israelites are in positions of power
Bearded Weirdo:That's Uber not cool,there's no room for racism in the new age,i happen to love Obama
Wigger:That's because your a fucking idiot
by Burningwreckage July 15, 2016
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Beard cheese

Beard cheese.

The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!
That beard cheese was extra thick thus morning.

The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!
by DanK6501 November 4, 2017
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Rapest Beard

The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.
When Chris got back from vacation he had the sickest rapest beard.
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
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suicide beard

Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.
Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.
by Super-Extra December 14, 2008
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