buyopsy

Da analyzing of small tissue-samples to determine whether/why you have a compulsive-shopping problem.

Da term "buyopsy" could also refer to lab-work of human skin-scrapings dat mega-biz performs to determine what types of objects dat a particular person likely prefers to shop for, and then deluging said individual with mass "targeted-ad" spam.

by QuacksO October 15, 2025

buysexual

Someone hard-up enough that, should they be desperate to try sex, they just might have to buy it.

In sex work, this person (usually male) is the client - not the provider.

I tried going fully bisexual, assuming that being willing to sexually service both men and women would double my chances, Woody Allen style.

Unfortunately, two times nothing is still nothing.

I may just have to give up and cross the line into being buysexual - where, if I desire sex, I shall simply have to buy it.

by bitchuck November 30, 2025

anti-buymax

The crushing disappointment associated with being unable to purchase consumer goods.

"I went to order the TV but my credit card was maxed out, what an anti-buymax!"

by tweettweet January 16, 2008

Best buyed

Best buyed is when you go to best buy and you buy something and when you get out of the store you realize that you've been ripped off.

"God F#$@ I paid $2000 more than I should have... I've been best buyed."

by Peter The May 15, 2016

abigail buyher

Abigail Buyher is an amazing, loveable, funny and smart girl ever. She is gorgeous and is just an all around amazing person. She puts everyone else before herself! Everyone loves Abigail Buyher!♥️

Abigail Buyher is amazing!

by Dysnxxer October 7, 2017

boredom buying

Buying random things you may or may not ever use because you have nothing to do and think they will add value to your life but they probably wont.

When I got home from work I had nothing to do so I started boredom buying.

That guy gets an obscene amount of packages, must be a boredom buyer.

by sb2008 February 8, 2018

bulk-buying buffoon

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.

A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018