blart

a fart that comes with blood.

you better wear a manpon cause you might blart when you bend down.

by mattymillz November 17, 2017

Blaptist

A person that will only use drugs intravenously because of their strong beliefs and extensive knowledge from experience.

No thank you. I appreciate your offer to smoke meth. But, I'm a Blaptist and I won't be converted. I don't smoke meth. I blap that shit.

by So Short March 13, 2019

Blast

Word used when Stewie in family guy gets mad

What did you say! Oh blast you stupid bitch

by Lbshwjwk June 10, 2019

BAFTY

The most attractive youth group in NFTY

Bradley: Oh who are those hot ass girls??
Ryan: Oh they are from BAFTY....

by theoldmysticalfairy June 24, 2019

Blaffic

"bloody traffic". A word to express the traffic in London.

- why are you late for work?
-blaffic.

by btrx December 5, 2019

Blast some roads

Def 1: Remove pieces or entire sections of paved road with blasting explosive.

Def 2: Eagerly drive around twisty roads, like in the hills of Southern California. The street version of "tearing up the track".

Person 1:Hey man, wanna go blast some roads?
Person 2: Sure, where do you wanna meet?
Person 1: George's pizza at 12:45.
Person 2: Alright, I'll be there.

by SignMyForeskin February 5, 2020

blastamist

funny, hilarious, only people that fuck can say it

you don’t fuck that was blastamist

by abcgoat443 March 16, 2020