Torquay (pronounced SHIT-PLACE-TO-LIVE) is an appalling "town" in the Southwest of Victoria, Australia. It is located off the Great Ocean Road, a horrid excuse of modern coastal infrastructure that will inflict severe nausea upon anyone unfortunate enough to drive it's endless winding length. Torquay barely qualifies as a beach town, just barely bordering the cold and icy Tasman Sea. Though many of Southern Victoria's towns are backwards, such as Lorne, Torquay may be the worst the state has to offer. The weather is absolutely fucking wretched, being windy, freezing and completely vile on even the hottest of Australian summer days. The "community" if you can call it that, is made up of bogans who have evolved to endure the horrors of Torquay, as they have been here for millions of years. Because of this, the "people" of Torquay are actually not related to humans at all, and are closer genetically to salamanders. The sky in Torquay specifically is perpetually grey, no matter the weather. It is the only place in Australia where Geelong is considered an improvement. Torquay is such a miserable location that the population stays close to the coast, as the inland is overrun by a negative aura, caused by the abundance of third-party supermarkets and below average fish and chips.
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Get the Torquay (Australia) mug.a phrase that is yelled out when something awesome happens like your school's sports team winning a game
oprah yelled this out very enthusiastically on her show when she announced she was taking her entire audience to Australia as part of her final season, and it is just too funny to not use in daily speech. bonus points for copying her trill scream
it also draws from winning children saying they are going to disney world after an impressive victory, such as in the movie Balls Of Fury
oprah yelled this out very enthusiastically on her show when she announced she was taking her entire audience to Australia as part of her final season, and it is just too funny to not use in daily speech. bonus points for copying her trill scream
it also draws from winning children saying they are going to disney world after an impressive victory, such as in the movie Balls Of Fury
bob: i cant believe it, we just won the regional soccer championship!!
bill: WE'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA!!!
bill: WE'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA!!!
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2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?
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2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?
SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
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guy 2: I gave her an australian as a birthday gift last night
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Get the australian mug.South Australia - is a state in the southern central part of Australia. It covers some of the most dry parts of the country. is the 4th-largest of Australia's states & territories by area, & 2nd smallest state by population.
South Australia is bordered by western Australia to the west ,
North territories to the north , Queensland to the north east ,
& both new south Wales & Victoria to the south east .
Adelaide is it's capital & The Traditional Owners of the Adelaide region are the Kaurna people.
It was Named in honour of Queen Adelaide, the city was founded in 1836 as the planned capital for the only freely-settled British province in Australia opposed to the penal colonies,
Adelaide is known by its many festivals & sporting events, its food & wine .
South Australia has been known as "the Festival State" for many years, for its abundance of arts & food festivals.
Australian rules football is the most popular spectator sport in South Australia. In 2006, South Australians had the highest attendance rate for the sport of any state. South Australia fields 2 teams in the Australian Football League (AFL) the Adelaide Football Club & Port Adelaide Football Club. The 2 teams have an intense rivalry called the Showdown.
Cricket
Cricket is the most popular summer sport in South Australia and attracts big crowds. South Australia has a professional cricket team, the West End Redbacks.
In 2013 Adelaide was ranked the safest capital city in Australia.
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South Australia is bordered by western Australia to the west ,
North territories to the north , Queensland to the north east ,
& both new south Wales & Victoria to the south east .
Adelaide is it's capital & The Traditional Owners of the Adelaide region are the Kaurna people.
It was Named in honour of Queen Adelaide, the city was founded in 1836 as the planned capital for the only freely-settled British province in Australia opposed to the penal colonies,
Adelaide is known by its many festivals & sporting events, its food & wine .
South Australia has been known as "the Festival State" for many years, for its abundance of arts & food festivals.
Australian rules football is the most popular spectator sport in South Australia. In 2006, South Australians had the highest attendance rate for the sport of any state. South Australia fields 2 teams in the Australian Football League (AFL) the Adelaide Football Club & Port Adelaide Football Club. The 2 teams have an intense rivalry called the Showdown.
Cricket
Cricket is the most popular summer sport in South Australia and attracts big crowds. South Australia has a professional cricket team, the West End Redbacks.
In 2013 Adelaide was ranked the safest capital city in Australia.
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South Australia
Despite strong reference to the rights of the native population in the initial proclamation by the Governor, there were many conflicts & deaths in the Australian Frontier Wars in South Australia.
Some popular foods here are
Menz Fruchocs - little balls of fruit wrapped in chocolate
apricot & milk chocolate, cherry, strawberry & mango with milk, white or dark chocolate.
Pie Floater - Australian-style meat pie drowned in a chunky pea & ham soup, topped with tomato sauce.
Fritz / Bung Fritz aka bologna.
Balfours Frogcakes - square base of vanilla sponge cake, with some cream on top. The whole shape is then covered in fondant icing & decorated to look like a frog. Commonly they come in green, pink, or brown .
Farmer’s Union Iced Coffee
Coffin Bay Oysters
Wine 🍷🍾
Golden North Ice Cream
Coopers Pale Ale beer
Despite strong reference to the rights of the native population in the initial proclamation by the Governor, there were many conflicts & deaths in the Australian Frontier Wars in South Australia.
Some popular foods here are
Menz Fruchocs - little balls of fruit wrapped in chocolate
apricot & milk chocolate, cherry, strawberry & mango with milk, white or dark chocolate.
Pie Floater - Australian-style meat pie drowned in a chunky pea & ham soup, topped with tomato sauce.
Fritz / Bung Fritz aka bologna.
Balfours Frogcakes - square base of vanilla sponge cake, with some cream on top. The whole shape is then covered in fondant icing & decorated to look like a frog. Commonly they come in green, pink, or brown .
Farmer’s Union Iced Coffee
Coffin Bay Oysters
Wine 🍷🍾
Golden North Ice Cream
Coopers Pale Ale beer
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Robert: dude did you have your girlfriend over?
Danny: of coarse i gave her one hell of an australian wine fountain
Robert: nice bro me and my girl should try that
Danny: of coarse i gave her one hell of an australian wine fountain
Robert: nice bro me and my girl should try that
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