who tf asked

something a smart ass says to annoy you. I hate it
I REALLY hate it

Bill: i am getting maried
Some bozo: Who tf asked?

by booty chunkerz April 16, 2021

we never asked

According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.

Jordan: I'm better than you in this game.
Me: We never asked.

by BluishDev January 23, 2022

No one asked

Used for people who forget that they are irrelevant and provide information that is as irrelevant as them

Jonny: Where is my pen
Raed: ur pen sucks
Jonny: no one asked u dipshit

by blackkky May 11, 2022

asking for it

whats wrong with wanting attention if its from a person you like?
plants thrive on sunlight, earth and water
and they don't need to ask for it

"knowing you exist calms me, soothes me, gives me hope. being near you makes me happy, satisfies me, challenges me. No, im not asking for it.."

by Krkič December 28, 2019

Askhole

An insecure guy who asks too many questions about the life of the girl he's just started dating, with the tone of mistrust.

"Why didn't you answer my calls last night? Where you out with a man or a woman? Was it a date? "
Woman responds, "Quit being an askhole, we're not exclusive."

by tightrope walker November 26, 2017

she asked me

she asked me

she asked me

by she asked me October 4, 2021

aska

An extreamly evil name that extreamly evil parents give to their children, leaving them scared for life.
Also impossible to find pre-made name tags for.

A: Hi, I'm Aska.
B: Aska? Ask-her a question! get it? Ask-her! *dumb giggle*
A: *stab*

by AskaGreenDay December 10, 2006