Ashley Hollis is a male who has the worst taste in women. He likes girls who look like rats and way over 500Ibs.
People named Ashley Hollis tend to not wash their clothes and smell incredibly bad. They act funny when in reality they aren't. They can say a funny thing once in a blue moon though.
People named Ashley Hollis tend to not wash their clothes and smell incredibly bad. They act funny when in reality they aren't. They can say a funny thing once in a blue moon though.
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Abby: Have you been out with anyone yet?
Casey: No, I don't think anyone will appreciate me because I'm fat (400Ibs+) what about you?
Abby: No, we're both in this predicament
Ashley Hollis: Hey ladies, how are you doing?
(Abby and Casey turn around and whisper to each other)
Abby: He stinks
Casey: I know, but this is a first time a male has spoken to us, maybe we could get with him!
Abby: Now that you mention it, that's quite a good idea.
(They face Ashley)
Abby & Casey: Hi what's your name? You're sexy.
Ashley Hollis: The names Ashley, but you can call me daddy ;)
Abby & Casey: *Orgasmic sounds*
Ashley Hollis: Wanna head back to mine?
Abby & Casey: YASSSS!!
Abby: Have you been out with anyone yet?
Casey: No, I don't think anyone will appreciate me because I'm fat (400Ibs+) what about you?
Abby: No, we're both in this predicament
Ashley Hollis: Hey ladies, how are you doing?
(Abby and Casey turn around and whisper to each other)
Abby: He stinks
Casey: I know, but this is a first time a male has spoken to us, maybe we could get with him!
Abby: Now that you mention it, that's quite a good idea.
(They face Ashley)
Abby & Casey: Hi what's your name? You're sexy.
Ashley Hollis: The names Ashley, but you can call me daddy ;)
Abby & Casey: *Orgasmic sounds*
Ashley Hollis: Wanna head back to mine?
Abby & Casey: YASSSS!!
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Myles- i love you to dork
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Ashley and Myles- laughing
Myles- i love you to dork
Ashley- hey meanie don't call me that
Ashley and Myles- laughing
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