Ashley brain

Temporary lack of brain power; see also blonde moment.

Sorry, guys. I have a serious case of Ashley brain today!

by Hero82 December 5, 2019

Ashley Hollis

Ashley Hollis is a male who has the worst taste in women. He likes girls who look like rats and way over 500Ibs.
People named Ashley Hollis tend to not wash their clothes and smell incredibly bad. They act funny when in reality they aren't. They can say a funny thing once in a blue moon though.

(Random names have been used)
Abby: Have you been out with anyone yet?
Casey: No, I don't think anyone will appreciate me because I'm fat (400Ibs+) what about you?
Abby: No, we're both in this predicament

Ashley Hollis: Hey ladies, how are you doing?
(Abby and Casey turn around and whisper to each other)
Abby: He stinks
Casey: I know, but this is a first time a male has spoken to us, maybe we could get with him!
Abby: Now that you mention it, that's quite a good idea.
(They face Ashley)
Abby & Casey: Hi what's your name? You're sexy.
Ashley Hollis: The names Ashley, but you can call me daddy ;)

Abby & Casey: *Orgasmic sounds*
Ashley Hollis: Wanna head back to mine?
Abby & Casey: YASSSS!!

by AddAllOfMySubmissions May 13, 2019

Ashley Willis

Extreme ginger mass, will pay for sex with maccies

Have you heard about that guy that Ashley Willis'd that girl?

by xFuzion March 26, 2019

Ashley drunk

Aka , white girl drunk . Word play on white girls that absolutely can NOT control their drinking and end up being a burden on everyone around them.

I broke up with her because she was always getting Ashley drunk

by Dansthefreakinman May 21, 2018

sabil ashley

The weirdest guy in the world

Sabil ashley is weird

by XxMahboobiexX March 8, 2017

Ashley B

Ashley B is the type of woman that will take your soul with her mouth and then will turn around and remove you off of garage access, blink cameras, etc for not answering 1 phone call. She could suck an oil tanker through a coffee stirrer tho.

“Damn did Ashley B kick you out again? Didn’t she just suck the life out of you?”

“Fuck yeah I didn’t hear her phone call”

by 2 T July 3, 2023

ashley campbell

The best girl from the best game Sally Face

Literal girlboss

Person 1: you ever played Sally Face?
Person 2: yeah! I love Ashley Campbell

by Dogs in coats November 21, 2021