Alex

A stupid person that you will never want to be friends with. He eats like a pig, showers like nothing because he doesn't shower. Kills baby squirrels on a daily basis. DONT TALK TO HIM HES A WEIRDO AND HAS HERPES.

ALEX ALEX THERES AN ALEX RUNNNNNN

by F*CKEDUPOVERHERE October 15, 2014

Alex

To "Alex" is to fuck up, screw up or just totally ruin a situation with a simple action or speech

Guy 1: Ah man, I had an Alex moment last night
Guy 2: Bro, what did you do?
Guy 1: I asked a fat woman if she was pregnant
Guy 2: Duuuuddee

by HeyyBeth February 3, 2015

Alex

A dirty thief. Someone who steals from his friends as well as stores. Alex is also a tall faggot who likes Ethan's cock.

Wow alex is so gay and a thief!

by WigityBjibs March 14, 2017

alex

Sall code...

alex is gay

by hi may nae is December 9, 2016

Alex

A FUCKBOY, NEVER TRUST A ALEX THEY BREAK YOUR HEART!

"He is SUCH Alex"
"Yup"

by hahayes1236 November 8, 2016

Alex

Alex is most gayest person you can ever meet . He will make fun of you even though you care so much for him . He also , likes to look at guys asses when he's playing overwatch

Oh look! It's a Alex

by Elieli2 June 10, 2017

ALEX

SHORT, RUNTY,SQUAKY, OCD'ISH, SMELLS FROM NOT SHOWERING FOR DAYS AT A TIME, SMALL APPENDAGE, SMALL HANDS, SMALL FEET, BIG MOUTH, IMMATURE, TINY AHOLE, HANGS OUT WITH FEM-BOYS WITH HAIRY ASSHOLES THAT DON'T WIPE WELL! ALSO LOVES TO HANG WITH CHIPMUNK PEOPLE WHO'S 1ST NAME IS JARED.

EDAN YOU SMELL LIKE ALEX TARTARSKY!

by ALYSSA Fiorentino March 18, 2009