Almalexia

A goddess who has quite an agressive way of communication with mortals. She is very pretty, like Tinuviel in Lord of the Rings. She was married with Nerevarine, slayer of Dagoth Ur, devil of Morrowind, but she killed his re-incarnation in Sotha Sil's palace.

Almalexia: Morrowind, Nerevarine, Sotha Sil, Mournhold, Tinuviel

by Meggz0rz September 7, 2008

almoranha

n. Spanglish slang combining the words "almond" and "piranha", used to describe a hemorrhoid.

Go light on the picante, Juan, my almoranhas are feeling like a solar flare.

by Sally Flashman June 28, 2003

almostaben

A gay or Bi guy who has'nt "come out of the closet" about being gay.

look at Bob flirt with bobby, hes a almostaben

by Big noo noo March 23, 2007

Almost Threesome

When you walk in on two people having sex and they think you're there to join in.

The guest bathroom was locked, so I had to use one in the master bedroom, I walked in and found myself in an almost threesome.

by LoLo4 March 16, 2010

Almighty Cookbook

Thee Only Cookbook In the world with magical powers, founded By Zues himself. "IF" you put you'r Trust in the Cookbook when all Els fails! You have 100% to Succede if you Truely Trust the Trustworthy Cookbook.

Trust the Almighty Cookbook and you will Prevail.

by I AM WHO YOU THINK I AM JESUS June 12, 2011

almone

Is the girl that is into blue-haired guys!

"hey, do you like blue-haired guys? Oh, you are totally an Almone!"

by MarkDaMonstah December 5, 2013

almost a roast

When you mess up your roast

"Dude be peanut butter and jelly."
"You mean jealous"

That was almost a roast

by Bigtasty153 January 21, 2016