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fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history

A saying used in a council estate known as 'Liverpool', to suggest that their football team is still worth playing for.

Liverpool is a football team, who had a lot of success in the 70's and 80's, but as of late, has won nothing, and the dust is starting to gather in their trophy cabinet.

It is also noted, that the history 'Scousers' often refer to, also includes getting English teams banned from the European Cup between 1986-1990, because of their involvement in the Haysel tragedy, in 1985.
Bin Dipper: "Fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history"

Chelsea Fan: "Actually, we have 106 years of History, but more importantly, we have a future, and we have your Torres!"

Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work, again, you'll neeeee-verrrr work, again
by KTBFFH February 21, 2011
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Ain't My House!!!

Phrase used to signify no risk of consequences or reprecussions. Particlarly in a party setting.
Barry "Holy shit, you just smashed a hole in Evan Stone's wall."

Cadillac Joe "Hahaha, AIN'T MY HOUSE!!!"
by Neo June 13, 2003
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like it ain't no thing

almost to an end, to a large extent
Matt: Yo dave look out there, look at that hot ass biatch shakin it like it ain't no thing
Jack: holy shit dave that looks just like your mom!
Dave: man, not again
by Matt H December 16, 2003
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ain't holding no air

(adjective) referring to one that tells lies; a liar.
Dwayne said he'd flip for wish burgers but that foo AIN'T HOLDING NO AIR.
by Fangsta April 29, 2003
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ain't pussy

Someone who will never ever score any pussy, for any number of reasons, including hygiene, habits or the plain old inability to talk to women. Shortened from ain't never gonna get any pussy.
See that guy in the wife beater, he's ain't pussy.
by tehlulz1 February 9, 2010
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Whenever something seems imposible to to do yet somehow one is able to pull it off.
copyright: esteban
Hey Esteban there's no way you can bang 200 chicks in one night???

Esteban: "there ain't no thang but a chicken wang"
by Esteban20 December 25, 2007
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Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Kind of a non-sensical or silly reply to an insignificant idea or event. Could be used as sarcasm. Considering wings are important to chickens to say something is insignificant by calling it a chicken wing, I think, makes the statement funnier.
(While driving)
Greg: "That jackass cut me off!!"
Peter: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing."

Jan: "I went out with John last night and I don't know if he likes me."
Marsha: "You ain't no thing but a chicken wing."
by DennyJr January 19, 2007
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