Hubby brain

the mind being clouded to a point where memory and normal daily functions become limited due to the love a hubby has for his wifey

Wife: honey how could you forget, I just told you the other day.
Husband: sorry honey, it’s just my hubby brain

by Jokesonly3333 September 15, 2021

brain damage

apple simps

apple simps are brain damage, they make me want to f ucking die

by kjqherdgfqebrpufiq0e4398tgupoq May 6, 2022

relaxed brain

Someone that speaks with an Italian american accent

Trini has a relaxed brain

by Trini A September 18, 2020

Little brain

Slang for penis, particularly when is not thinking rationally, but mostly due to hormonal motives

Stop using your little brain to think and get it together.

by danglyballzjohn December 26, 2021

brain pollution

a shitty band that everyone hates

brain pollution sucks

by pholll March 27, 2008

Shit-for-brains

Someone who focuses on negative things in making a decision!

The whole party focused on the negative aspects of inward migration and not the positive, they had shit-for-brains!

by SkwellyDancer May 15, 2018

Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.

Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.

by Yo Mama Like Me January 4, 2021