Burrito up my ass

What I did last Thursday with my uncle

I just want a “burrito up my ass“ SOOO BADDD😩 daddy please

by chicken nugget king April 10, 2021

2 boys 1 burrito

You and a homie go to buy a spicy burrito. One homie then shoves said burrito up the others butt hole. Finally the homie that shoved the burrito in the ass eats and sucks the fuck out of the burrito as the other pushes it out.

Setting - Homies naked playing ps4
Homie 1:"Yo do you want to do 2 boys 1 burrito?"
Homie 2:"What's that"
Homie 1:*Shoves burrito in his ass*

by The East is Red May 31, 2019

The bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito

Once you eat a big ass burrito with beans and shit you’re going to take a fat ass shit only cuz we’re rich. But it means you have a big asshole. We’re rich as fuck it doesn’t even matter. I’m actually going to throw up in your car. I can’t wait to take a fat shit. I’m rich as hell.

I’m rich aka the bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito. Touchdown. Imma be rich as hell

by Alexissena123 November 8, 2019

Wrapped up like burritoes

When a person/people are covered up almost to their necks in bed...

Hey it's not that cold out -- why are we sleeping here, wrapped up like burritoes?

by Needa Life February 8, 2009

5-lay her burrito

the act of placing your penis inside a 5-layer burrito and thrusting it into a woman's vagina

Mark, I just bought a 5-layer burrito from Taco Bell. I'm about to give all five layers to my girlfriend when she gets the old 5-lay her burrito.

by Don't Hassle the Hoff June 5, 2010

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004

Senor my burrito is dieing

When you or a food item is dieing

I bought a pancake from walmart and I screamed "SENOR MY BURRITO IS DIEING"!

by Mr. Senor November 10, 2010