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Pokemon 5

A code name for pornography originally used by preteen boys to mask the word "porn" from the ears of those that would hamper their fun when spoken allowed in public.

During the late 90s and early y2k pornography was still hard to come by for under age persons that wished to acquire or merely view porn. At this same time, Pokemon was at it's peak of popularity. It was assumed that any conversation mentioning the fad would go unnoticed by adults.

The phrase actually originated from the first label placed on the side of a stolen -- from a family friend-- homemade VHS tape with XXX programming on it. This and similar porn tapes could be placed among other non-adult VHS in the boys collection with out raising any suspicion.

Many pornographic release series stretch on higher and higher in volumes like Rocky movies, hence the phrase fits what it is.
"Hey Rich and Derek, let's watch Pokemon 5 after school then play smash bros. Have you found some?"

"With all my homemade DBZ and actual Pokemon tapes, my parents will never find Pokemon 5."
by ERS++ June 4, 2009
mugGet the Pokemon 5mug.

point 5

a mixed race person
name comes from the fact they are 0.5 one race and 0.5 another

term usually used in east african countries such as kenya

synonyms: half cast, lighty,banana etc
1: yo G, I linked some sexy point 5 today.
2: naah
1: swear down fam
2: what would you give the point 5 out of 10
1: 9 point 5
by mombasa4life September 25, 2011
mugGet the point 5mug.

Despacito 5

Dude, did you hear about Despacito 5? It just came out this month.
by mr sparkle pants the 5th August 5, 2018
mugGet the Despacito 5mug.

February 5

Ask your crush out its february 5th hey its february 5 ask your crush out
by my snap is oof.lucas13 February 4, 2020
mugGet the February 5mug.

hour.5

pronounced hour-point-five
The short way of writing an hour and a half.
Saves you some keystrokes because today's society cannot fathom wasting energy. We're in an energy crisis here!
Becky: Hey, when does the meeting start?
Cornelius: Oh, in about an hour.5.
Becky: Uhh...you mean an hour and a half?
Cornelius: Yeah, which means you got an hour.3 to make me a sandwich.
by Mexijedi August 20, 2010
mugGet the hour.5mug.

5:24

When you miss 4:20 but you still want to celebrate
DUDE, ITS 5:24!! LETS PARTY
by Goldenviper February 1, 2017
mugGet the 5:24mug.

November 5

Ok it’s not fucking Christmas it’s not time for Mariah Carrie.
“I don’t what a lot for Christmas
“No 💃🏼🔫”
“Dies”
“🤪💅🏻“
“👮🏼You killed them your under arrest”
“It’s ok it’s November 5”
by ITS NOT CHRISTMAS ITS NOVEMBER November 1, 2021
mugGet the November 5mug.

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