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meat choke

When a person chokes on a dick while giving a blowjob.
She experienced a meat choke when I fucked her throat hard
by GRRR413 April 11, 2020
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Diet Cherry Choke

When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.
Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.
by Lueggy April 17, 2020
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Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
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Choke

Hey bro we gotta choke this weekend
by Lantzerous April 20, 2020
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Choking On Bread

Having more money than you know what to do with.
Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread
by selkirksss February 29, 2020
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Choking the rooster

A clean version of saying you masturbate. Another terms for choking the chicken
Jaylen:Whats up bro

Amir:Nothing much choking the rooster

Jaylen:Eww that’s gross
by Jayyythecoach May 3, 2020
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Five Finger Choke

To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate
Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window
by John Mcfudge May 14, 2020
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