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Choke the lizard
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To
urinate
while erect, thus having to apply a force with
one or more
hands to aim downward to the
toilet bowl
.
Wife: Time to
get up
, can you
make me breakfast
?
Me: Sure, right after I choke
the lizard
.
by
SargentSavage
April 19, 2020
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