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Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
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