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1 definition by
SargentSavage
Choke the lizard
To urinate while erect, thus having to apply
a force
with one or more hands to aim
downward
to the
toilet bowl
.
Wife: Time to
get up
, can you
make me breakfast
?
Me: Sure, right after I
choke the lizard
.
by
SargentSavage
April 19, 2020
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Choke the lizard
mug.