In one eye out the other

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task

Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!

You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…

by Ositam September 16, 2021

A one way

Masturbating. Like a three way but alone.

Going to hit a one way tonight.

Rey hits a one way often.

I hear he's an expert at a one way

by SafetyRey December 4, 2020

the one

Basketball Position - The Point Guard Position

Magic Johnson is the best player ever to play the one

by SCTEX123 April 23, 2021

The One-One

In specific reference to a subject, person, and/or place from a previous conversation in time.

After talking about a store in the mall, John tells Kim, "let's go to the one-one."

When referencing a girl that share mutual friends, Kim tells John, "the one-one was looking good tonight."

In correspondence to beer brands as they drive to the liquor store, John tells Kim, I should pick up the one-one.

by JC Robot December 1, 2010

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

one-manded

A task carried out by a single person; solo.

Need help with the car tomorrow?
No thanks, I can fix that one-manded.

by Alli.M June 6, 2013

doing it for a real one

You are doing something for a true friend, and you wouldn't think twice. “You’re a real homie” so if you do it for a real one it means you’re doing it for a true homie lol

I bought you an oreo shake, I'm doing it for a real one.

by xoxoifm March 26, 2019