Pulling a Jack

saying something dirty when in reality its very innocent; Or saying something that sounds innocent but is very dirty

I like Uranus its my favorite! (innocent but sounds dirty)
Yes, my favorite animal is definitely the beaver.( dirty but sounds innocent)
"Dude stop pulling a jack, we can't tell what you mean!"

by Get BEANED May 4, 2018

Clap the Jack

You screwed up.

You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

Slap the Jack

When you undo your clapping of the Jack/pay for your sins.

"I screwed up my date, so I'm meeting up with her to slap the Jack."
"What did Jack ever do to you?"

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

a regular jack and sam

alternative way to say 'average joe'.
Usually used by creative, 'non-boring' people

"Who's that?"

"Eh, just a regular jack and sam

by Jackie Sam March 6, 2018

Taking a Jack

Taking a retardedly long time to shit

“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”

by longschlong45 June 9, 2018

Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac

An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*

by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018

Jackson fap jack

.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...

.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!

Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)

“ Do you know that guy Jackson fap jack?”
Yeah I heard he was really thiccccccccc 👀

by Alexis Jasmin 🤮 September 21, 2018