Donkin one

When you are donkin one that means your taking a huge number 2, and it just dunked.

Josh - I have to go shit. Marty - you be donkin one? Josh - yes.

by Molly.Graha November 5, 2019

Elliot smith number one fan

Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333

“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”

by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024

one way dildo

Another word for the forbidden dildo or poop

Bro come take a look at this one way dildo in the toilet. It's massive.

by Jeffrey fuckerson November 4, 2022

crack one

to smoke marijuana specifically a blunt as one has to "crack" a blunt before it can be rolled.

"Yo, come over my house and let's crack one"

by Back of the Yards July 26, 2009

That ONE Ugly Friend

They ugly guy in the group who thinks he gets bare girls when he doesn't really. Then brags about it 24/7 about being called 'bae' and their whole conversation. Its one of those guys who just pisses you off and you just want to say it straight to their face but don't want to hurt any of their ugly feeling. :

Ugly: Yo, mans chatting bare gyal nowadays, mans gonna be on it and that! She called me 'bae'.

Friend: *thinking in his head* Mate, stfu about getting bare girls. You act like girls have never said BAE to you and you get all happy. Like, chill. Doesn't mean your together. Your ugly anyway, they probably going through you to get to your good looking friends so chill. Its always that one ugly friend

by Whargwarm September 6, 2016

cha one

A STUPID LOOKING ASIAN USUALLY GOES BY THE NAME OF IZZY

OMG, look it is cha one that asian chick.

by laylaydance04 November 17, 2019

One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018