Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024

Off-T.B.

A slang acronym that stands for "Only Fine From The Back".

Used in references mainly to girls who appear attractive from rear viewing, but upon visual inspection from another angle, no longer arouse.

Whoa, Gina is OFF-TB!
She's OFF-TB, man... nasty

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Jag off

When you anger a Chicagoan they’ll call you this and it just means stupid ignorant or annoying

“That jag off cut me off!”

by Pizzafun February 2, 2025

weirding off

to masterbate/jerk off

Dude, my girlfriend caught me weirding off!

by charlie the scorpion July 30, 2013

laughing your tits off

To laugh extremely hard, or to laugh so much.

“James has the funniest jokes! It’ll have you laughing your tits off!”

by AwesomeGuy898 July 14, 2025

cuffing off

The action of jerking ones penis for pleasure

Jaime was caught by his gramma cuffing off in a sock

by lainey70 March 23, 2016

Pencing Them Off

The act of surrounding someone with plexiglass to protect others from that person’s infectious diseases; specifically one who insists on not following recommended quarantine guidelines after significant COVID-19 exposure.

Did you hear Steve and Sara came to Michelle’s baby shower? Yeah, they endEd up Pencing Them Off because his brother’s kegger last weekend was deemed a superspreader event.

by hollimer October 25, 2020