When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s babymug. The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.
This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.
This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.
Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!
by Houxton999 January 31, 2025
Get the Two Babies One Foxmug. by pandajoi1 October 22, 2018
Get the Mickey Babymug. 
by I'm in your walls May 21, 2022
Get the Boom boom babymug. Ro-baby is a sexy, sexy, sexy person who will never fail to make you laugh. He is Smart, witty, empathetic and loyal. He Is a very tough person but is also fragile, he would never show you that part of him unless you’re important so consider yourself lucky if ever get to witness it. He is Extremely attractive but don’t know it. He is a fantastic builder and fixer. He’ll fix your sink, make you laugh while doing it, then kiss you so lovingly it makes your legs weak. Big, strong hands you can melt into. Don’t ever cross-
Ro-baby chances are he’ll forgive you, but he’ll never forget what you did. It takes a lot for him to truly open up to you, and he usually only has a couple of close friends. He is very connected with his spirituality and no one will ever love you and appreciate you like Ro-baby does, that’s why he despises it when people break his trust. never lie to robaby. Never. Nothing is fake about Ro-baby. Difficult to get to the core of, but when you get there you’ll never need another man. He is a beautiful masterpiece. Overall, the best kind of man is robaby. Don’t ever mess with Ro-baby, he has a best friend who will ruin you.
Ro-baby chances are he’ll forgive you, but he’ll never forget what you did. It takes a lot for him to truly open up to you, and he usually only has a couple of close friends. He is very connected with his spirituality and no one will ever love you and appreciate you like Ro-baby does, that’s why he despises it when people break his trust. never lie to robaby. Never. Nothing is fake about Ro-baby. Difficult to get to the core of, but when you get there you’ll never need another man. He is a beautiful masterpiece. Overall, the best kind of man is robaby. Don’t ever mess with Ro-baby, he has a best friend who will ruin you.
Ro-baby is the man of my dreams
by Cuutanahaha July 17, 2020
Get the Ro-babymug. by br3ntron September 8, 2012
Get the Dream Babiesmug.