Are you John Travolta?

Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.

Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”

by TheFloorIsALie November 7, 2023

Little King John

One of the best characters in the Ratboy Genius Dreams Minecraft series, PLEASE!! watch it and you'll love it too.

Man, didn't you get kinda teary when they saved eachother? Yeah, Little King John spit some fire songs doe!

by USCPSC Official November 13, 2023

Curiosity killed the Lil John John

When someone wants to know about another buisness out of curiosity

Yeah i knew someone named icey he was real curious till he found out why Curiosity killed the Lil John John

by Just facts for the mind December 8, 2023

Reheating the john

When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared

I was reheating the John with my wife while the kids were away

by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024

What the John?!

A exlamation that serves to show how very mind bogglingly confused one might be. Perchance.

Guy: My cat ate the leftovers of my pet worm.

Guy 2: Perchance, What the John?!

by grammarpolice_# February 7, 2024

Livin' like John

frequently having sex without a condom

"yeah man I've been seeing this girl lately and let's just say I've been Livin' like John"

by Jon062 November 3, 2024

Pulling a john

Willfully doing something stupid and/or irresponsible

You just went full retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024