bacon dick

(bey-kuhn dik)
noun
1. A penis made of bacon.
2. The life practice of engaging in open dialog, questioning, and contortion sessions with focus on accessing sublime spiritual, intellectual, and bodily fulfillment in the everyday.

When the cat's away, the mice will talk about bacon dick.

by Hot Hamwater November 13, 2011

dick muffs

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.

Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?

by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004

dick loaf

A slacker. lazy ass. Poor judgement. Always refers to a male.

Hey, you dick loaf's get off your lazy ass and cook some dinner.

by uncle phil December 29, 2004

dick chisel

1)One whom is constantly slapped in the face with a penis.
2)An extremely ugly looking person, who looks as if they suffer from being such.

1)"Jamie is such a nympho dick chisel."
2)"That fucking dick chisel looks like she got ran over by a mack truck. Whore."

by Prez March 20, 2004

dirty dick

Bay Area (cali) slang for a thirty round clip, usually the magazine on a .40 -- sometimes called "thirty dick" or just "dirties". Called this cuz the clip is so long it hangs out like a dick when u got it strapped up

"R-U-E, foties on both sidez
rockin tha twin towers, dirties on both sidez
aint no questions, you know im gon ride
only question is, is you gon die?" Lil Rue - Gon Ride

"i'm mobbin, glock fotie n a eighth of lean
a bottle and some heron music, that be the recipe
top shotta so i gotta keep a banga thang,
walked up on him like nigga gimme errthang,
ask philthy, lil blood been wakin shit,
beatin niggas all in the head wit dis dirty dick" Lil Blood - Livewire - Riddin Dirty

by thasonurrthangbruh December 2, 2011

mushroom dick

this is an circumcised penis

I'm so glad I have a mushroom dick because I never have to worry about getting a bad case of dick cheese.

by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

dick chicken

A woman with a really loose vajjh, i.e. she's been around the block way too many times. Hence, her vajjh has been like chicken for other guys' schlongs.

"Dude, that sorority is a KFC buffet of dick chicken!"

"Man, Cindy was awesome last night, too bad she's pure dick chicken and I'm probably gonna get some nasty disease"

by Uncle Taco November 25, 2007