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shuttle cock

When two naked men both straddle a bench in a shower and slide a bar of soap on the bench at each others cocks. The closest you get to not touching the other mans dick with the bar of soup is the winner.
Levi hit the tip of Evan's cock in a game of shuttle cock. Evan won the game.
by eyeary2 October 20, 2011
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elephant cock

black man sized dick or an actual elephant dick
Have you seen the new movie snakemen. Those guys have elephant cocks.
by slopass December 18, 2002
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ice cock

1. n. To have a cold penis.
2. v. The act of rubbing ice on one's penis, which is said to make it more pleasurable for the woman (or other man).
3. n. Not being able to "get it up" when needed.
1. I heard Jake has an ice cock.
2. Quit ice cocking it!
3. I completely froze. I had ice cock and she got really angry.
by Maria Pauer June 21, 2007
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married cock block

n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.

n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.

v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.
by Who do you see? C-E-B August 23, 2007
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pee-cock

An erection aquired only because you need to pee. Often occurs in the morning when you wake up. (see morning wood)
During the very long car trip i had to go so bad i got a pee-cock
by dakingwuzhere March 28, 2009
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Shit, Fuck, Bugger Cock

This unique series of words can be used instead of "Shit!" and "Fuck!" whenever you hurt your self, get suprised etc.
Shit, fuck, bugger cock that hurt!
by yahuh December 28, 2004
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I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"
by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009
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