April 5th

It's national midget day. Say hi to your midget friend.

"Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"

by Prelepimiske April 4, 2023

April 5th

Harass your cousins day

I will harass you on April 5th

by Manmaker April 5, 2023

2:59

i think no one likes me

i think 2:59 is a great time

by Dontknowdontcarehaha April 16, 2023

Studio 54

Putting a strobe light in the room while having sex with a chick with epilepsy.

Dude last night was incredible. I didn't know my girlfriend was Epileptic, I turned on a strobe light while we were fucking, and she gave me a Studio 54.

by Bug Jonsin April 22, 2023

Throwing 5s

If you not throwing 5s fuck you

If you ain’t throwing 5s then you dropping it

by Big4droppa May 9, 2023

Shady 580

Woodward OKLAHOMA, WHERE MY PARENTS WERE EATIN BY CANNIBAL CLOWN MASKED MEN AND SOME GUY 6 9 PAID THE COPS OFF. ON 9TH ST BY THE POST OFFICE.

The shady 580 pumps green gas in the air at woodward oklahoma

by TheChosenSon May 16, 2023

June 5th

On June 5th all couples must switch phones for the whole day and no saying no

your partner cant say no to switching phones on June 5th

by hbqhuuqqii65 June 4, 2023