46th state admitted into the United States of America. Home of the University of Oklahoma Sooners, Oklahoma State Cowboys, and (most importantly) the Oklahoma City Thunder.
The positives in Oklahoma are in the women (Comedian Ryan
Davis once compared the women here to women in
Atlanta, the main difference being that in Oklahoma, the
men here
love our women), low cost of living, and the ability to live through all four seasons in a calendar year. Downtown Oklahoma City is the most underrated urban area nationally in the new millennium, but the concerts here still (unfortunately) consist of primarily country
music.
Tulsa has OKC beat on the concert
tip, but OKC wins everywhere else. The City has more people, more nightlife, more sports, more shopping, and people who actually
don’
t have their heads collectively shoved up Governor Mary Fallin’s ass (even as she has to live in OKC).
Tulsa
will counter
will Little Dick Syndrome talking about how their hills are prettier and their hearts are purer. It’s not that Tulsa is a bad city. But, it’s more of a big town.
Oklahoma is not just full of peckerwood
crackers either. Langston University, the most western HBCU in the United States, is here. In OKC alone, there are neighborhoods dedicated to black people, Asians and Latinos. Most Oklahomans won’t even take the time out to spend in these ethnically diverse enclaves, which is a damn shame. Their version of Oklahoma is a far different one than the Hee-Haw crap that you see on
TV.
Man, the Oklahoma City Thunder sure kicked the dog shit out of the defending NBA champion Golden State Warriors inside Chesapeake Energy Arena.
Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield told the KU Football team to
lick his salty nuts.
Your school is wrestling against Oklahoma State today? Well, you’re about to catch an ass-whooping.
Stop by Langston University as you’re leaving Stillwater if you want to hang out with some
sexy black
girls.
