put a smile on his face

To put a smile on his face means to give a guy a blowjob and cumgasm.

Matt wants me to put a smile on his face - so I will!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

butt face ninja monkey

some shit word that sounds fuckin funny

dude your mom is a butt face ninja monkey

by cris rock September 24, 2010

Face Tits Ass Scale

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.

Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.

by Huntiar February 13, 2019

rat-faced ass wagon

A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.

Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."

by Absconder February 27, 2011

blew me face off

1. To be surprised by something or someone.

Dude 1: That was a really good gig
Dude 2: Yeah, the sound quality just blew me face off.

by toastface August 25, 2005

CBF - Colorado Butter Face

A female indigenous to the state of Colorado with a tight, tanned body from hiking, yoga, being out doors and sadly have the worst case of butter face. They are the majority of the population and all to common in areas of Boulder, Denver, and Fort Collins, CO.

CBF has been shown to be both a genetic expressed in Colorado, and an imported trait found in college age women and up.

The short phrasing of the situation goes as such:

'The CBF in this PRE are DTF' ... or 'The Colorado Butter Face in this Pussy Rich Environment are Down To Fuck' ....

'Look at the ass on the girl! Let's see what her face loo..... awwwwwwwwww :( ... she's got the CBF - Colorado Butter Face.

by Shawn C. Lucas September 7, 2011

Shit Face Cock Master

Kevin- a guy that goes to high school with me. hes a real duche.

Kevin is a shit face cock master

by J-Sizzle April 21, 2004