ham lolly

british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.

i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.

by grimpin1 May 3, 2011

human lolipede

Play on word/film title: human centipede

Another type of lol

Used in convosation

Person 1: So then I like, slapped him round the face!

Person 2: HAHAHAHA, what a human lolipede!!!!!!!

Person 1: :') he is such a cuntnugget! lols

by human lolipede May 21, 2011

Drippy Lolly

Sweat dripping from a male's ball sack onto a female's leg while she's blow jobbing.

Girl 1: Did you give him a blow job?

Girl 2: Ya, but he pulled a drippy lolly!

by FudgeBrownie December 9, 2012

beijing lollipop

A Beijing Lollipop is when an old Chinese man gets sucked off by a man and a woman at the same time.

Man, I enjoyed that Beijing Lollipop more than I thought I would!

by Badugali February 17, 2014

Vinegar Lollipop

A fucked-up form of fellatio. The man will not shower for 2 weeks and then the woman (or other dude) will proceed to suck on their partner's balls.

"Gave that bitch the vinegar lollipop last night"

by sickmuthufuka May 9, 2014

the lollypop man

The lollypop man is a man who watches you cross the road with a lollypop stick and who wears sandals

The lollypop man wears sandals

by why am I so awsome July 11, 2014

Legit loling

To laugh IRL at something online. More descriptive and factual than typing lol, lulz, lmao, hahaha, etc to tell people you look like a moron chuckling at your device in public.

Happy: "did you see that meme I made of AJ?"
Red: "that shit was priceless. I'm legit loling at work"

by WookieCookie September 19, 2014