butt weege

gay man's penis or anything else that has been rectally inserted and is no longer of any use to anyone ever. Pronounced as butt weeds, but with a g replacing the d

gay dude #1 Ehem, your penis smells so much like a but weege
gay dude #2 So?

Dude, you're such a butt weege.

guy#1 Marge stuck a candle up my ass last night.
guy #2 Bitch is such a butt weege

by kingmarki123 November 8, 2012

butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!

come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!

by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 28, 2012

Sandy butt

Condition In Which butt munches anything in close contact, such as night gowns, dresses, underwear and small dogs.

My sandy butt keeps eating my underwear, giving me a wedgie.

by Hotdoghotdoghotdiggidtydog August 19, 2013

Butt-tucked

When one tucks their butt to hide their boner.

"Man, We can't hug right now. I just saw the hottest girl and now I'm butt-tucked"

"You couldn't even call that slow dancing... His pelvis was more forward than his shoulders. So freakin butt-tucked"

by KatoriByrd September 2, 2013

butt thirst

the thirst for liquids (mainly semen) in the butt, experienced in both women and gays
also used to infer that someone is slutty or gets around

Hey, Ray do you see that girl over there with those scummers?

The new one?

Yeah, she's totally got the butt thirst.

by redwalrus101 September 11, 2013

Borderline Butt

Near the side of the gluts Maximus- Almost thigh territory, but not quite

"Sorry I poked your butt."
"That wasn't my butt- that was borderline butt"

by LeeMiMe March 14, 2012

Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.

'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'

by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012