i love you

When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.

Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.

by You don't need to know my name. March 13, 2005

I LOVE SPELLING....

TEACHER: GIVE ME YOUR 3 FAVORITES STATE

STUDENT:TENNESSEE,MISSISSIPPI AND PENNSYLVANIA,

TEACHER:SPELL IT FOR ME?

STUDENT:I THINK I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE, I CHANGED MY BRAIN!!....I LOVE OHIO, IOWA AND MAIN..........

I LOVE SCHOOL, SPELLING IS MY FAVORITES SUBJECT.....I LOVE SPELLING........"

by TAKAIRA ASIANRIKA September 1, 2011

Love

A stupid excuse to break someone’s heart!
(2019 Genertion)
It’s barely even real anymore.
People who wanna find love can’t! Why? Cause nobody wants be loyal and love so it’s fake these days! It barely exists

Jason: I’m in love with you!
Mal: me too!

*two days later, finds out messing with best friend*

Jason: I just wanted ur best friend! I never loved you!
Mal: oh... okay...

by Broken.Starz October 22, 2019

Hector Loves Kristina

The best couple you will ever see , the couple who's inlove with eachother. The two that were made for eachother, who couldnt live without eachother. Hector the one that makes Kristina feel all special and gives her butterflies in her tummy ever time he hugs,kisses,smiles, etc. at her. Kristina the one who has never felt this way before about anybody , the one who would give anything to Hector just to make him happy.
The one that calls Hector her world , her everything . The couple that belongs to eachother.

I wish i could have a relationship like Hector Loves Kristina.

by -Unknown16 April 19, 2011

Love Kick To The Face

wen u hit someone in the face hard with ur lips, to show ur love

u make me want to love kick to the face!

by Toddy August 27, 2006

hairy jungle of love

The hair of a man (or in some rare cases a woman) that reachs from the belly button all the way down past the sac to the douch

I havnt trimmed the trees the trees of my hairy jugle of love in a while

by jeff December 11, 2003

I love lamps

An undeniable attraction to a device that generates light.

Person 1 : "Dude guess what!"
Person 2 : "What?"
Person 1 : I love lamps

by Sophie/Antonia March 13, 2010