black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.

Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."

by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019

Black cherries

Something you say after “it is what it is”.

It is what it is, black cherries

by coffewwebronjames March 10, 2022

Black

Black is the background of the universe.

Person 1: "What's that by all that space matter? It never ends"
Person 2: "Oh that's black"

by HeedThis October 11, 2020

Black Panther

A teacher, especially one who instructs the Spanish language, who finds themselves always wearing black clothing or black pants; hence the name Black Panther

"Do we have Black Panther first or second block?"
"Third."

by bigball_licker244 October 22, 2019

HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black

An expensive laptop

Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?

by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024

The bLaCK SquiD

Juice

Juice cums Black he is the Black Squid

by The black squid small peopel December 10, 2021

Black Mexican

A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.

I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022