A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.
That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.
by Yourboilet May 28, 2022
Get the Bag of dicksmug. the douche-like version of the word douchebag.
the only people that use this word are douchebags themselves.
the only people that use this word are douchebags themselves.
by rainbowlicker August 20, 2009
Get the d-bagmug. 
When someone anonymously sends you a bag of gummy dicks. You inject streptococcus into them and return to sender.
by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018
Get the Strepto Bagmug. the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear
"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"
by jewish faced dude October 4, 2011
Get the Douche Bagmug. Slang on TikTok that is use to tell someone to get a job. Usually used towards content creators like “The Mannii Show” to symbolize their content is not something they should pursue.
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Person 2: just put the fries in the bag bro 😭🙏
Person 2: just put the fries in the bag bro 😭🙏
by electricm July 9, 2024
Get the Put the Fries In The Bagmug.