suck dick

Something you say to someone else when they are being gay or cocky.

"Yeah I seen you sucking it up on the field," said Tra.
"Suck dick," siad Quin.

by Quin and Tra April 19, 2008

Dicked-Up

A term for a word that has pages of different definitions on UrbanDick.

Dude: Shit, did you see how many definitions on Jackalope there are in UrbanDick?

Dudette: Yeah, shitloads. It's uber Dicked-Up.

by DeadDolleh July 4, 2009

Dick Doorknob

simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..

last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA

by lolz126 September 1, 2009

Dick Mode

When someone close/one of your friends is not being their usual self. Instead of being their usual self, they choose to be mardy, and kick off at anything said/done to them, this person is then said to be in Dick Mode.

Often occurs when someone is tired.

You: Haha! Nice coat ;)

Person: stfu n00b :|

You: Dick mode {insert name}! Dick mode!

(Dick mode is often followed by a hand gesture of turning a dial, representing turning the person on Dick mode)

by pezza1993 November 1, 2010

Bag dick

Someone's who's dick is so small, you can't tell it apart from their nut-bag without a microscope.

She told me he had a real bag dick.

by steelsammy April 25, 2009

dick smasher

A useless person, N.A. equivalent of wanker, or tosser.

Dubya is a dick smasher

by Butthead December 2, 2005

dick jam

Cum, Jizz, Skeet, semen

Lick dat dick jam off ma cack baby

by dickjamman August 7, 2006