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nuclear warfare

1) a life threatening event that could lead to the extinction of the human race

2) your dad's monstrous flatulence, more specifically, if multiple fathers drop f-bombs (fart bombs) in a territorial, combattant matter.
1) "tell my wife i love her.."
"enough is enough, thomas. you need to understand, your wife has been dead for 5 years"

2)"what the fuck, your dad dropped an atomic bomb?"
"nuclear warfare. i know. tell yours to get out of here too. i'm gonna suffocate"
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Shed-ware

IT Software invented by some dude in a shed. Has amazing website claiming incredible features and a wide client base. Is in fact just one guy in a shed trying to do it all.
SAP is an Enterprise grade ERP tool, globally renowned and recommended in the Gartner magic quadrant as one of the most innovative and leading products in the market. This product, on the other hand, is shed-ware.
by Consulting101 May 3, 2023
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Psychological warfare

Influence you're decisions. Psychological warfare and information warfare go together. The best psychological warfare is gaslighting. Zersetzung is a psychological warfare tactic developed by the East German Stasi Secret Police to nuetralize dissidents by disrupting every part of you're life and gaslight you currently used by the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA, Fusion Center/FISA/watchlist/DSM 5 fraud and put out disinformation about "gangstalking" associated with schizophrenia as this is an active psyop.
The CIA runs psychological warfare on everyone including the targeted individual program.
by TI Satan June 17, 2023
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Joe Wakefield

Joe Wakefields are usually quite lanky, long faced, with almost horselike features, Often brunette or dirty blonde. You may catch them lurking around bathrooms with a vape, and working dead end jobs in retail. Are they gay? we will never know..His music taste plays a big part in this theory but also his love for musicals. If you know a Joe keep him close because he needs you, to keep his sanity high and his depression low. Joe is usually shy and awkward and confusing at first but when you let him get comfortable around you, he will soon open up. If you’re lucky enough to have a joe in make sure you treat him right because he’s fragile on the inside, keep in touch, touch his leg hair, kiss his lips…lick his feet
OMG IS THAT JOE WAKEFIELD, yes indeed it is…and hes ready
by Pheobe Bruidgs August 16, 2023
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Modern warfare 2

the most insufferable game ever where you get called slurs for being a female and fangirls that don't even play the game. I fucking hate mw2 but it was better than the mw3 campaign where i wasted more than 20 dollars to play a shitty game.
someone : oh my fucking god i just got called a slur in cod : modern warfare 2 for being female
someone else : ok
by shoegazing December 16, 2023
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h'ware

How are {abbreviation} UK colloquial

H'war

How're
pronounced "hwar"
* H'ware ya? {greeting}
* H'ware the hell you doing?
* H'ware the crotch goblins anyway?
* If I go, h'ware you gonna feel?
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
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Dustin Warf

One having a gigantic penis and dated a crazy Peruvian named Brecsia Santos Tramarrrrrrrrria
Dustin Warf got a big ol penis, and his ex crazy crazy...who Brecsia...yep!
by DXXL January 26, 2024
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